…on the for Week of 12/10/2005 :
Best Unfinished Homework Excuse
message: I ran out of newspaper and accidentally used my report to line my parakeet’s cage.
message: Why do all adults associate futile excuses with teens and our homework? When I don’t do my homework, which is rare, I don’t spout out the usual ridiculous "my dog ate it". I do the honest thing and tell the truth about not doing it. Adults should take into consideration that not all teens are slackers. Quite the contrary, actually…get to know a responsible teen and think it over.
message: I did it but, when I was on my computer researching the topic so I could know it really well and I left it at home sitting right next to my computer, can I bring it in tomorrow…please?
message: my computer crashed
message: The best unfinished homework excuse? "I left my homework in my book at home"
message: (turns in blank sheet) I did all the work, but I had to white
out the wrong answers.
message: I just didn’t do it!
message: Definitly a death in your extendend family, or physical injury those always work like a charm
message: house was burnt… nothing left…
message: If it’s a paper, then "The printer was broken" is always good, or lack of ink, toner, etc. If it’s other homework like problem sets "I just didn’t understand it" works well too.
message: The best excuse is: I thought it was due the day after the day after the day after the day after the day after… next weekends sunday
message: my puppy died
message: Didn’t get it
message: MY LOCKER GOT JAMED AND I DIDNT GET MY BOOK OUT AND I TRYED TO CALL ONE OF MY FRIENDS BUT THE LINES WERE ALWAYS BUSY.
message: Well, I was going to finish my homework but will surfing the net looking for information on my favorate subject, and excessive amounts of sex and violence. I came across this interesting library site and lost total perspective of space and time. The next thing I knew it was time to hand in the homework.
message: Literaly, it is in my book and my book is at home.
message: Problably I did’nt have time. Great excuse, works well on my teachers. :P
message: I made it into a paper plane that got hijacked by terrorists.
message: My dog ate my homework!! from: jcumphlett
message: "I Was In A Coma Last Night" ;P
message: I was typing it when my computer crashed and lost all of my work.
message: I went to the hospital last night due to a panis attack
message: Say that you can’t find your homework, and hurry-up and do it when the teacher isn’t looking.