Creative Writing: A Humorous Wedding Speech

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A joyful morning.
What are we celebrating?

We're celebrating this.

Ayanda Xulu. Officially.

That's great!

Did you kill Nkosinathi?



Mdlalose you've embarrassed me.
In fact, you've also embarrassed the whole station.

Captain, I want the community to know...

that MaNgcobo and Mxolisi are evil.
They killed Nkosinathi Mdletshe.

I said that this case is closed. Bandile...

will have to continue...

serving his sentence in prison...

for the murder of Nkosinathi Mdletshe.
A crime he didn't commit!

I've found a way to get my man back to me.

Sibahle, talk. What did you see?

I can't tell you yet. I have to tell Ayanda first.

I saw MaNzuza.

I don't know how I'm going to face her.

Ayanda, did you hear what I've just said?
Smangele's not pregnant. …show more content…

It shows that love always wins.

- Please pass me your plate.
- Like yours and Ayanda's?

Zandile, have you been to see MaMlambo?

She needs to tell us what she meant by the strange feeling she has when she's around Smangele.


She has to tell us what it is.

- She had a vision about me?
- Yes!

We should never dismiss her visions.

She's very gifted.

What vision did she have, Auntie?

Hlengiwe's visions need to be a little bit more clearer.

They need to be clearer.

Come sit down.

Leave the dishes for now.

- Aren't you tired?
- I'll be done just now, Auntie.

You have lots of energy for a pregnant woman.

When I was in my last trimester...

- I could barely take a step.
- I also get tired, Auntie.

Has the baby kicked yet?

Yaya...

the baby won't kick...

just because Pastor Mdletshe wants it to kick.

Smangele, you must tell your baby to kick for daddy, so he can be satisfied.

I wish it were that simple, Auntie.

I think the baby's asleep now.

It's tired.

Smangele, you're very lucky.

With my pregnancies...

they kicked all the time.

I couldn't even sleep.

This one reminds me to stop stressing so much at work.

I don't know who that baby takes after.
It doesn't kick at

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