A Process Essay About Fishing Research Paper

Congrats newly minted fisherman. Now that you have entered the world of fishing, you will be delighted to know that fishing can also be an excuse for any disappearance: niece's birthday party, an invitation from a coworker, or just your wife asking where you have been. All of these can be solved by claiming you were going fishing. However, if you do plan to actually fish, you will first need to know where to fish. Thus, here are some tips for you to finding your favorite fishing spot.

Make sure you are secluded from the world. One of your first priorities is to check your cell service. The last thing you want is some wife or girlfriend being able to know where you are; telling you when to come back. This is your time, and under no circumstances should anything interrupt it. When your wife tries calling, saying she is on the way to

If someone has found your spot you must take every possible action to make them never want to return. Blaring Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” is always a solid start, but its is enhanced when u begin singing along using your rod as a microphone. Be sure to jump in wholeheartedly using all the dance moves the kids are these days. Another effective tactic is to become a blind man. Often times just a few circles and a couple close calls will have them packing back to the landing. Improvisation and adaptations are recommended.

What to do in the case of a snoop/stalker. If you suspect someone is trying to follow you to your spot, you are right. Proceed with any actions necessary. Zig zag, aim for buoys, or try skipping across an island if applicable. If needed as a last resort throw unneeded equipment at the pursuer. The best pieces of equipment to throw at a follower are bobbers, blobs of melted rubber baits, worms, or any liquid in a container you can find. There can only be one of three liquids in a boat: Fish water, stinky liquid you dip baits in to attract fish, or pee. All of these are great