ipl-logo

A Short Story: Weddings Make People Horny?

1261 Words6 Pages

Chapter One Weddings make people horny. It’s a simple matter of hormones running rampant when they see love triumph. Or it could be knowing the newlyweds will be getting down and dirty sooner than later that gives people the urge to do the same. Whatever the reason, every wedding Beth ever attended ended with sex. She had no reason to believe tonight would be any different. She adjusted the fit of her push up bra and eyed her body in the full-length mirror. It would do. The dress was low cut and the hot pink satin fit like a second skin. Her outfit left nothing to the imagination and that’s exactly what she’d been shooting for. Stepping out of her comfort zone and flaunting her assets. She wanted her date should know what he would be getting, …show more content…

His reputation for getting around was well known on the ice and off it. They’d been out a few times, but he wasn’t her boyfriend. They were free to play the field which is the way they both wanted it. “I’m his date for Nicolas Ivarsson’s wedding tonight. We’re not like going out as a couple if that’s what you meant?” Nicolas was the team captain, and one hell of a great guy. His bride to be had become a friend over the past month and as much as she hated weddings, she wanted to go to this one. Knowing the couple, it would be the event of the century. She would just make sure she stayed far away from the bouquet toss. The last thing she wanted was for everyone to think she should be next. People assumed she wanted a boyfriend, but she didn’t. Even her roommate, Carly, thought her life mission was to marry an NHL hockey player. Once upon a time that had been her dream, but it turned into a nightmare. She loved hockey and most of those guys were young, hot and looking for a good time. Joe was a perfect example. He was gorgeous and his body was a work of art. Unfortunately, she could take it or leave it, it didn’t much matter. She had the same reaction with all men, though it hadn’t always been that way. “Well, he’s been around the dorm a few times with Theo and we assumed. We saw you two holding

Show More
Related

  • Jan Brennan Interview

    530 Words  | 3 Pages

    He would ask her once or twice a week. Butz thought if she told him no he would get mad and take it out on her another way. She said she just felt like she couldn’t say no to him. He would say it in an almost telling matter is the way she described it. Another time Tidd told

    Read More

  • The Erroneous Incarceration And Outcast Of Amanda Knox

    860 Words  | 4 Pages

    Her boyfriend lies about the time they met that night. Over analysis of her

    Read More

  • How Kyle Changed The Most In Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

    670 Words  | 3 Pages

    Kyle was Scott's friend, who ended up being a stranger to Scott. Kyle wasn’t the same person Scott knew, the kid who stood up for his friends. It's the first time for Scott Hudson and his friends going into high school. No one really knows what to expect. Scott meets a lot of people on his journey of freshmen year.

    Read More

  • Thomas Jefferson's Monologue

    923 Words  | 4 Pages

    A wish that didn’t need to be satisfied, but was anyways. Vivian walks by, a hand on my shoulder. She wore a simple, sleeveless black dress that went to her knees, and had her hair up in a bun. Her eyes were bloodshot from crying and her black mascara had ran down her cheeks. Even after crying so much, she still looked beautiful.

    Read More

  • Princess Of Iowa

    1343 Words  | 6 Pages

    The book that I chose to read for the first quarter is called “The Princess of Iowa”. This book was written by M. Molly Backes. I was really excited to read this book because it mentioned Iowa on the front cover. This book is about a teenage girl named Paige who is from Iowa. She is very popular and her life seems to be perfect.

    Read More

  • Baseball Narrative Rough Draft Essay

    1049 Words  | 5 Pages

    I came out of the hallway and walked in to the small office and met the judge for the first time. She was a female, with exquisite taste of clothing. A cream-colored blouse, with a long tan pants. I looked around the room and thought of the unwavering pulse in the room. The room itself was simple, yet cluttered.

    Read More

  • Gender Roles In Franney By J. D. Salinger's Franny

    1492 Words  | 6 Pages

    Franny talk about their life 's and what they have both been up to. They spend it by critique each other on how they should act and what they should not do. Franny tries to play the role of a good girlfriend listening and paying attention to what her boyfriend Lane has to say, but there bickering at one other cause Franny to argue with Lane on how she hates people that are phoniness and just wants to fade into the background and be a nobody. Throughout the story Franny 's comments on how a person has to act a certain way because of the social standards that are set. She spends her time in the story abiding by the standers and commenting on them causing her to have an emotional breakdown.

    Read More

  • The Fox And The Hound Analysis

    2222 Words  | 9 Pages

    She just went and dressed Bonnie with it. We finished and contemplate our work. “Yes, Elena. She looks like a Princess, but what kind of Princess?”

    Read More

  • Christine Granados The Bride

    1015 Words  | 5 Pages

    Since a little girl, she thinks her bride outfit is important “she spent hours in the bathroom…only to cover her head with a white tulle veil” (Granados 3). As she gets older, she becomes extremely picky and arrogant. She begins to boast about her future wedding as she says it “is going to be a bland affair, outside in a tent, like the weddings up North in the “elegance of autumn” (Granados 4). She wants everything to be like a white wedding; she wants a money tree not a dollar dance. Rochelle did not even have a boyfriend, and she was already talking about her marriage and how everything was going to be.

    Read More

  • Theme Of Reality Vs. Fantasy In Sunset Boulevard

    708 Words  | 3 Pages

    Sunset Boulevard (1950), directed by Billy Wilder, is a black and white film, where Norma Desmond, a famous actress of the silent film era, cannot come to terms with her career’s end. Desmond meets a guy named Joe Gillis, a struggling writer who is in financial trouble. The two come to an agreement that Gillis will polish up her script, which Norma believes will be her ticket back to the big screen, and Norma will take care of Joe financially. The one thing Norma and Joe have in common is that Hollywood has deemed both of them as undesirable. Norma experiences delusions of grandeur, and Joe cannot get his scripts picked up by a studio.

    Read More

  • Curley's Wife Quote Analysis

    153 Words  | 1 Pages

    Curley’s wife has many unrealized dreams. Before her death, Curley’s wife confesses her desire to become a movie star, “Coulda been in the movies, an’ had nice clothes-all them nice clothes like they wear... An’ all them nice clothes like they wear. Because this guy says I was a natural.” p.89

    Read More

  • Two Or Three Things I Know For Sure Sparknotes

    1457 Words  | 6 Pages

    This shows masculinity and sexuality because normatively men are seen as the dominant figure in a heterosexual, cisgender relationship and as shown in the media typically through movies, if a man sees a woman he is physically attracted to, he is going to seduce her for sex because she appears sexy and beautiful on the outside, and no thought is given to her personality or any other identity traits she may have. This quote also states that her mother was far below the age of consent, only 12 or 13 years old, and was still a child which would mean that if the man she

    Read More

  • Responsibility In The Glass Castle

    750 Words  | 3 Pages

    It was decided with her parents and the school, that the summer before her senior year, she was going to move and start a new life living with her sister. She had been saving money that she had earned throughout the years and figured she would have enough money to buy a one-way ticket to new York. Her younger brother Brian and her began counting the weeks, and then the days, until she would get on the bus and leave Welch, West Virginia. The day after summer break started, she packed a suitcase and got on the bus. She met her sisters friend at the bus stop at the New York bus station and got settled into Lori’s apartment, the next day she got a job at a diner and officially started her new life in New York, New York.

    Read More

  • Maya Andersson Character Essay

    943 Words  | 4 Pages

    She becomes an adult during the story and learns that there is more to the world than just herself and Ana. Maya knows she has to be strong for her family as well as herself dealing with the tragedy. Kevin Erdahl is the son of a wealthy businessman and successful mother. He is also the star of the ice hockey team in Beartown. He plays on the junior team and many of the coaches, including David, wanted him to be moved up to the A team and play with the older boys.

    Read More

  • The Princess Claire Standish Analysis

    369 Words  | 2 Pages

    Claire Standish is labeled “The Princess” of the group as she is rich, beautiful, and possibly the most popular female at her school. Many people assume her life is perfect and a dream when in reality her parents are on the verge of a divorce. They use, pamper, and indulge her in order to spite each other and Claire is painfully aware of this. The group initially see Claire as a “snobby stuck up bitch” assuming she is solely shallow and materialistic.

    Read More

More about A Short Story: Weddings Make People Horny?

Open Document