Bodhisattv Observation In High School

According to tradition, the Bodhisattva was once a high school gym teacher. He taught at a large suburban public school that lacked both in its academia and its diversity. The majority of chairs in the school had been replaced with yoga balls, however, and this pleased the Bodhisattva. Despite the seating change originating in the surplus of broken chairs that were a result of the super cool bros leaning back in them during class, the Bodhisattva considered the change to be both virtuous and spiritually satisfying. The gym where he spent his workdays was a refuge for both lax and baseball bros alike. The Bodhisattva was happy to provide a sanctuary for his brothers, and did his best to create a humble yet inviting spiritual atmosphere. One day the Bodhisattva arrived at work on a particularly warm day in May. The student body had almost completely given up

The phrasing confused the collective bros for enough time that the Bodhisattva felt the situation was now safe for him to approach Kaleb and Chad. Seeming to almost float across the gym floor, the Bodhisattva faced something obviously imminent to no one but him. Offering himself without a shred of defense, the Bodhisattva closed his eyes and braced himself for what would follow. Kaleb knew he had to act now, and what better way to prove himself as alpha than to humiliate and attack the person whose job was to be in control? Pulling his dad’s super cool pocket knife out of his back pocket, he tried to remember his method from Call of Duty. Deciding that time was of the essence, Kaleb struck with more focus on injury than accuracy. Because of his confidence, however, he was eventually able to hit the Bodhisattva’s carotid artery almost directly. Raising his arm to strike once more, Kaleb was met by Connor suddenly jumping in front of the