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Clubbing Monologue

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Clubbing is fun, but as you grow older, it takes its toll on you.

They say at the age of 21 you want to party hard, at the age of 26 you want to go clubbing and have a goodtime, but at the age of 32, you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Your best days are clearly behind you, but something keeps pulling you back into the party scene. However, it'll only take a short time for reality to hit you in the face like a ton of bricks telling you that you should probably not be in the club anymore. So how do you know if you have gotten too old for the nightlife?

1. You only get excited when Soul music or old school jams are being played.You know what you need to do? Go to a mid-life pub where fellow elders are then grab your beer and chill
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You wonder where they even get all that energy. You start talking shit about them, saying that they are devoid of morals. You also think that their clothes are too revealing, Bro.......just go home.

6. Club lights make you sick.When club lights give you seizures and you have to keep going to the washrooms to rest your eyes and relax a bit, then I am sorry to let you know that you are too old for the club scene.

7. Drink prices shock you.A bottle of Jameson for 5K? You'd rather pay school fees for your kid with that money. What is wrong with the world? You keep asking yourself. You just don't like how drinks are no longer as cheap as they were back in the 90s. Despite the need to remain in it, club life has become too complex for your liking.

8. None of your age mates are willing to tag along for your night plans.When it reaches a point where your friends no longer want to join you on your crazy night plans, then it just shows they have grown up and you have not. Make a change before you alienate all the people that matter.

9. You feel cold when you are at the club.Despite all the high energy and sweatiness, you still feel cold whenever you go out. That's a clear sign that you should be at home next to a heater instead. Your glory days are over and you just have to accept that
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