ipl-logo

Dave Barry Tips For Women Summary

558 Words3 Pages

“If guys were turkey breasts, you could put them in a 350-degree oven on July Fourth, and they still wouldn't be done in time for Thanksgiving.” That is, according to Dave Barry, author of the short narrative “Tips for Women: How to Have a Relationship with a Guy”. This quote pretty much sums up the theme and humorous flavor of Barry’s story- that men will never be ready to commit to a relationship. It is up to the woman to remind him, not so subtly, that he is in fact in love with her, and she with him. Barry offers valuable insight into the mind of a man, bringing a hilarious aspect to a dramatic situation. Barry’s situation does not start out dramatic. Actually, it is not Barry’s situation. “A guy named Roger” is in what he does not realize is a relationship with “a woman named Elaine.” He is attracted to her, he enjoys seeing her, and he is not with anyone else, so he must be committed to her. The only problem is, he does not realize that their six months of dating constitutes a relationship. That reminds him though, he is way overdue for an oil change. So Elaine, naturally, takes his lack of enthusiasm to mean that he is not happy with …show more content…

The story puts Roger in a tough situation to show that men mean well, but need a bit of help from women if they are ever to realize they are in a relationship. This is the main theme of Dave Barry’s story, which he shows through the use of age old humor techniques- misunderstanding, and stereotypes. It is not hard to connect with Roger and Elaine right from the start, thanks to Barry’s humorous personality that he writes with, and the universal situation he sets the story in. Barry’s words will stick with the reader, especially these wise words he imparts from the beginning; that guy are easy to have a fulfilling relationship with, provided that the guy is a Labrador retriever, and not a real

Show More
Related

  • Raymond's Run Squeaky Quotes

    598 Words  | 3 Pages

    My second example of how Squeaky takes care of her brother Raymond is when she says on page 1, “All I have to do in life is mind by brother Raymond, which is enough.” This shows that Squeaky does stuff for Raymond. Another example of how Squeaky cares for her brother Raymond is when Squeaky says, “And by the time he comes over I’m running and jumping to see him -- my brother Raymond…” on page 6. This shows that Squeaky loves her brother Raymond. My last reason for how Squeaky takes care of her brother Raymond is that Squeaky said that she would give up her running career for Raymond so he can have his own trophies and stuff.

    Read More

  • Why Nice Guys Finish Last By Julia Serano

    739 Words  | 3 Pages

    Serano contends that this belief system perpetuates the idea that men are entitled to women's bodies and attention, which is harmful to both men and women. Serano suggests that men need to consider their attitudes and actions toward women in the second half of her essay. She contends that men should acknowledge that women are unique beings with their own desires and agency. Instead of expecting sex or a relationship as payment for their positive deeds, Serano argues that men should focus on developing sincere connections with women. She also advises men to improve their communication skills and be receptive to female criticism.

    Read More

  • Harry And Sally's Journey Through Knapps Developmental Relationship Model

    677 Words  | 3 Pages

    Love isn’t always easy and it doesn’t show any mercy. When Harry met Sally, he had a girlfriend but was moving to New York. He travelled 18 hours with his girlfriend's friend, Sally. And just like that they parted ways. After 12 long years they finally get what they want, a chance at love.

    Read More

  • Examples Of Loyalty In Of Mice And Men

    516 Words  | 3 Pages

    “Honesty and loyalty are key. If two people can be honest with each other about everything, that's probably the biggest key to loyalty” Taylor Lautner. This relates to the novel by John Steinbeck Of Mice and Men by showing that two men that are honest with each other will have loyalty in their friendship. George was loyal to Lennie even after all of the scandalous acts, Curley wanted to make sure his wife is safe and another significant example is Candy’s dog was Candy’s best friend. These three examples show that friends should be loyal to the extent that they do not inflict unnecessary suffering like Georges tolerance for Lennie, Curley's allegiance to his wife and Candy’s devotion for his dog.

    Read More

  • Comparison Of John Steinbach's Of Mice And Men

    174 Words  | 1 Pages

    the story of mice and men is about two buddies that go on to find work or any kind of income. It starts of with George and Lennie, two displaced migrant ranch workers, who move from place to place in search of new job opportunities. Good fortune smiles upon them briefly when they get work at a ranch near Soledad, California. Steinbach's characters in Of Mice and Men, all the characters show an almost desperate need for companionship. Candy, the one-handed swamper and George, Lenny’s companion best illustrate this let me first start by freedom, from george's point of view his freedom at first was own ranch with his best friend and companion and live happily ever after, later on as the story progresses lennnie starts to be a cause of trouble

    Read More

  • Michael Kimmel's Bros Before Hos: The Guy Code

    967 Words  | 4 Pages

    History has repeatedly given men privilege due to their physical advantages; yet it is these same advantages that have developed into “rules” or expectations that all men should conform to in order to prove their manhood. Michael Kimmel’s essay, “‘Bros Before Hos': The Guy Code” outlines the “rules” where men are expected to never show any emotions, be brave, act knowledgeable, be risk takers, be in control, act reliable, and be competitive, otherwise they would be showing weakness which is analogous to women. It is humiliating that men associate weakness with women; they should focus on the potential of the individual rather than their gender. Most insults toward men attack their masculinity because society finds it shameful for men to be

    Read More

  • Cat Person Short Story

    815 Words  | 4 Pages

    If humans carelessly continue to find love with people that they barely know, it could actually end up in a terrible relationship. Kristen Roupenian, author of the short story “Cat Person” shows this statement to prove itself true using various literary elements. The story she published in the New Yorker, shows the relationship that exists between a twenty-year-old woman named Margot and a thirty-four-years-old man known as Robert. A relationship always needs to contain a lot of trust and some communication between each other. She proves it by showing the character’s thoughts, by telling the story using the third person limited ()and also by making it appealing to our senses.

    Read More

  • Will Davidge And Jerry's Allegory In The Film 'Enemy Mine'

    604 Words  | 3 Pages

    They spend a lot of time together. They didn’t realize it at first, but they soon learn that they are close to friends. Davidge and Jerry grow to depend on each other. They stray away from what they knew from each other, realizing that there are two sides to every story. As the film continues and they save each other and build a safe place, Davidge learns about the history of Dracs and how important their language is to them.

    Read More

  • Summary Of 4000 MILES By Amy Herzog

    701 Words  | 3 Pages

    After she tells him that she wants to break up, he tells her he wants to “touch [her]” (40) and that she’s “forgetting how [their] bodies are together.” (40) He clearly doesn’t want to let her go. At the end of the play though, he tells her that he is “busy” and “heading out” (66). He doesn’t make any compromises to see her, nor mention their past relationship.

    Read More

  • Compare Fahrenheit 451 And A Streetcar Named Desire

    835 Words  | 4 Pages

    6. In daily life happily ever afters are hard to come by, and this is reflected in many famous literary works such as “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury and “A Streetcar Named Desire” by Tennessee Williams. Both texts tell of the protagonists, Guy Montag and Blanche DuBois, and their struggle to resolve their personal goals. But throughout the texts they are met by complications time and time again as they handle problems badly and are dependent on others to overcome their problems.

    Read More

  • The Hook Jan Harold Birunvand Analysis

    708 Words  | 3 Pages

    In today’s society men are often seen as vultures, always preying on vulnerable girls. The hook handed man can also be seen as representative of the male crowd who force themselves upon women. “Girls who tell the story, Dundes suggests, ‘are not afraid of what a man lacks, but what he has’; a date who is

    Read More

  • Judith Viorst South Paw Analysis

    200 Words  | 1 Pages

    In the article, “South Paw” by Judith Viorst, Richard cares the most about saving the friendship from reasons and evidence throughout the text. For example Janet, doesn’t give up and she keeps going on until she gets what she wants. Richard finally gives in at the last part and starts to be friends again and he lets her have what she wants. Richard obviously wants to save the friendship between Janet and him. In the text it states in the last letter, “ At least you could call you goldfish Richard again.”

    Read More

  • Elizabeth And Darcy's Relationship In 'Pride And Prejudice'

    930 Words  | 4 Pages

    This affair also shows the relationship growing and the new interest the two characters have sprouted for

    Read More

  • Toxic Masculinity In Media

    1492 Words  | 6 Pages

    There is a lot of pressure on men in society to be manly; however, what exactly does it mean to be manly? Though many people have different opinions, a lot of them conclude that a man has to be strong and somewhat emotionless to be considered a man. This assumption can lead to Toxic Masculinity, which is “A false idea that men are expected to be as manly as possible” (The Hard, Adrenaline-Soaked Truth About 'Toxic Masculinity, 2017). Men are forced to face these assumptions not only from those around him, but also from people he might see in Media. Media reinforces Toxic Masculinity which in turn causes men to belittle women.

    Read More

  • Essay About Self Sabotage

    804 Words  | 4 Pages

    It’s actually the source of many great punch lines and dating horror stories. How you sabotage your own chances of making a relationship work with a man. See, us humans don’t just come with a human brain. We come with three different brains, and the one that makes us survive is the very same brain that makes it difficult for us to maintain a long-term relationship!

    Read More

More about Dave Barry Tips For Women Summary

Open Document