Essay On Fat People Fat

Fatties Are Often Feminists

Feminist

Considering how self-absorbed feminists are, it only makes sense for them and fatties to unite. This often takes the form of “fat acceptance,” which is always couched in feminism, which means it is meaningless. It claims people are not responsible for their personal choices, that other people exist to validate them or mollify their self-hatred as it inevitably bubbles up when McDonald’s runs out of nuggets.

Their feminism is simple extension—others exist to maintain their personal emotional state. And that state is never your responsibility. It was the gift of fatphobic patriarchy that privileges those who care about themselves over those who want to waste away in a fat-encased shell of a human body.

Fatties Smell Horrible

Studies have conclusively proven that fat people are the cause

Since their bodies can’t handle the feed they force into their mouths, they expel offensive and putrid scents. The next time you encounter a foul smell, blame the nearest fatty. Or knock the drumstick out of their hand. Either way, you are doing the Lord’s work.

Eating Fried Foods

Fried Foods

It is easy to get fat from consuming fried foods for the simple fact that fat has twice the calories of carbohydrates and proteins. Each gram of fat provides 9 calories of energy and unlike protein and even carbohydrates, your body can store dietary fat as body fat with little or no energy.

In addition to having more calories on average, fried foods almost always have excess empty calories added by the carbohydrate breading. Fried carbohydrates have almost zero nutritional value as they are devoid of vitamins and minerals.

What to do if you Don’t want to Get Fat

Eating fried foods can be avoided by most of the civilized world. All foods that are commonly fried can be prepared more healthy or eaten