New Life Speech

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Congratulations! You won a new life! Oh, cool! ... like I would say that! What is this? I'm pretty sure I was in a hospital. Where am I? Did I die and this is the afterlife? Congratulations! You won a new life! And what is this ad-like thing in front of me? Where is the X button?! Congratulations! You won a new life! Shut up! Ugh. Fine, I accept it. I died. But weren't you supposed to go to heaven or hell after that? Why am I in a white void with just this message box looming over me? Congratulations! You won a new life! ... Sigh. What new life? Please customize your new life. Oh...? What is all of this? I can pick gender, height, hair color... And I can even pick what world I will be in? What is this super convenient game-like custumization …show more content…

And I'm wearing some peculiar clothes... A black dress with a cat tail attached to it. Two black gloves that resemble cat paws. And even cat ear headband on my head. What the heck? A cat costome? Are you serious? What kind of pervert is that god? Let's look at the status as he said. But how do I- Oh, here we go. Name: Nina Level: 1 Strength: 20/20 Endurance: 20/20 Speed: 25/25 Magic: 15/15 Equipment: Kat underwear Kat dress Kat ear headband Kat gloves Kat slippers Skills: Cat soul 9 lives Special: Blessing of the Kat Huh... It feels like something is missing. Right, where's HP? And why are all of the stats x/x? Maybe endurance or strength doubles as HP? As in, if I drop to 0, I die? That must be it... But what about speed and magic? Will dropping to 0 with those kill me too? Let's just avoid doing that for now... Equipment... Haha, yeah, very funny. Sigh... Anyway, since it's named after that god, they ought to be some amazing equipment, right? Can I examine them somehow? Hmm... Ah, there we go. Kat underwear A set of underwear blessed by the Kat. It automatically removes any dirt and filth on the wearer and changes size to fit the wearer. Also increases stat recovery rate by

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