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Humorous Wedding Speech

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Hello fellow organelles! Vote for me to be the president of the organelle club!
For those who don’t know me, i’m the nucleus. I’m proud to say that i’m one of the most important organelles there are in a cell. I can see by the facial expressions that some of you, my friends don’t necessarily agree. But that's alright because I’m here to change that today.

First of all, I am very intelligent and have lot’s of important information. This is because inside of me, I contain the cell’s DNA. DNA of the cells are like the instructions that tells cells how to be a cell, in other words the instructions of how the cell should work. This leads to my second reason. I have great leadership skills. Naturally, I take charge in a cell. I know what you're

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