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Humorous Wedding Speech: I Am Being Held By Roger Federer

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POP I hear the loud pop of my can being opened, I breathe deeply, at last. Suddenly a hand pours me out of my can, I get tossed to the ground as my two brothers get to be served across the net at unimaginable speed. I am so jealous, I don’t know who is using us but by the cheers it is someone big. I look up. I can’t believe it. I, Penn 17328AKCWVb, am being held by Roger Federer. This is the greatest honor as a tennis ball, my mom would be so proud. The point starts I am hit, back and forth, back and forth. Finally I soar, straight into the stands!!! A girl catches me and screams with excitement. No this is not happening, I am Rogers’ ball! So much for Roger Federer, it looks like I have a new home. She tosses me in a sweaty bag, worst

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