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Humorous Wedding Speech: Wendy Desanty To Be My Wife

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Today, I William Carney take you, Wendy DeSanty to be my wife. I fell in love with you for the qualities, abilities, and outlook on life that you have. Together we will create a home, becoming a part of one another. I vow to help create a life that we can cherish, inspiring your love for me and mine for you. I vow to be honest, caring and truthful, to love you as you are and not as I want you to be, and to grow old by your side as your love, husband and your best friend … as you are

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