Lebron In The Film: Fifty Shades Of Milk

The legendary, one and only Milk Man was watching his favorite movie, Fifty Shades of Milk, when he heard a sudden rattling noise in his den. It was no bother to him at first, his house always makes strange noises. But it happened again, and this time, it was no ordinary noise. Someone had to be in his house. He called for his security to investigate, but he received no response. “LEBRON?” Milk Man desperately shouted, hoping to locate his protection. No response. He then spent a few minutes procrastinating with his eyes glued to the TV screen. He called once more for his security, “Lebron?”

“AHH!” He heard coming from outside. Milk Man ran to his door to look out only to see Lebron being dragged into Chocolate Milk Man’s van. Milk Man then

Milk Man kicks his door down, only to see Strawberry Milk Man sleeping on the floor with 2 cats laying on his stomach.

“S DOUBLE M WAKE UP!”

“Go away I don’t want what you’re selling boy.”

“ No Chester, it’s me, Milk Man.”

“Milk Man? I haven’t heard that name in years!” exclaimed Strawberry Milk Man.

“I need your help… Chocolate Milk Man took Lebron.” said Milk Man.

“That… that’s terrible man, well, I’m gonna go back to sleep now.”

“NO, I really need your help on this one,” Milk Man responded.

*sigh* “Fine, but you’ll really owe me for this one.”

Milk Man thanked Strawberry Milk Man. They stayed up all night watching and patrolling the streets but unfortunately saw nothing. But that didn’t stop their hope, Milk Man’s at least. Strawberry Milk Man just wanted to head home. But Milk Man wouldn’t let him. Milk Man was not about to give up on this. He needed to find his beloved Lebron.

The next day, they were out searching for more clues. They knew where Chocolate Milk Man’s lair was, but they knew he was smarter than that. He wouldn’t take Lebron to his lair, that’s way too obvious. They must find

But Chocolate Milk Man didn’t throw him.

“You seriously thought I was gonna throw him didn’t you?” “I did.” explained Milk Man, “But why didn’t you? What do you want from me?”

MIlk man asked, painfully watching Lebron struggle to get loose from Chocolate MIlk Man’s death grip.

“You know exactly what I want from you, Milk Man.” But Milk Man had no idea.

“What are you talking about?” asked Milk Man.

“The last time we fought, you took everything from me. Most of my family members are dead. You have no idea the amount of pain and loss I went through. Now, I want you to feel the same way.” Chocolate Milk Man slowly edged Lebron to the side of the building, trying to push him off. Strawberry Milk Man nodded at Milk Man, and began to run in the building, but when he tried to find his way up the stairs, the stairs caught fire.

“HAHA, I have this all planned out Milk Man, There’s nothing you can do to stop m-¨

He gasps for air after taking a knee to the stomach from Lebron

Milk Man! What do I do?! I can’t jump from here!” The Milk Men needed to think of something before Chocolate Milk Man gets