What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Why are playing cards like wolves? They come in packs.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn 't chicken!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
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Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What 's purple and 5000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.
Puns About Animals
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.
In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
A skunk fell in the river and stank to the
Unit: 9/ P1 1. Various Network Topologies: Star: Star topology is used to connect all computers to a central switch, which is responsible for forwarding the data to its destination computers. As shows in the diagram below: This type of topology is used with Ethernet and frame relay.
On the first hunt, the boys failed to slaughter a pig, but still know that, “Next time there would be no mercy.” Then, to assure the group had the idea even clearer, “[Jack] looked around fiercely, daring them to contradict” (P.31). The boys, Jack specifically, have a mutual understanding that sparing the pig was a setback for their ultimate survival. Shortly after hunting, and succeeding, the boys return with a pig shouting “‘Kill the pig. Cut her throat.
The recordings help with presentation. Be that as it may, specialists are quite clear: Do not get very close with bears, as Kowalczik does. Indeed, even with hostage bears, there's a shot their senses will assume control, says Matt Merchant, senior natural life scholar with New York's Department of Environmental Conservation. Also, there are intrinsic risks of moving around with a creature that is seventy five percent of a
Pedro got up from his bed and looked at his alarm clock. It read: 7:30. Pedro was late for his job interview at Blockbuster. He ran to the closet to grab a shirt. On his way there, Pedro slipped on a Taco Bell Dorito Supreme.
“No sir.” Exclaims Boston the pig. “We have no fear of you Abu.” Said Paris the pig. “Do you not fear my teeth or... or claws?”
He gives a guy a kick start and comes over and licks his face. Then he gets up and start walking to the door singing puppy, monkey, baby. The three men follow him. Then it says the three best things combined, Dew Juice Caffeine. While it says Dew, Juice, Caffeine the puppy, monkey, baby is licking the pop can.
Milk Man kicks his door down, only to see Strawberry Milk Man sleeping on the floor with 2 cats laying on his stomach. “S DOUBLE M WAKE UP!” “Go away I don’t want what you’re selling boy.” “ No Chester, it’s me, Milk Man.” “Milk Man?
Mr. Hogget carried the pig and guessed the correct weight. When he takes the pig to the farmhouse a sheepdog named Fly, and her pups talk about how humans only eat the "stupid" animals like cows, pigs, and chickens. When Fly see 's the pig, she feels bad for him and regrets the things she said about him. Fly asks the pigs, " What 's your name?", the pig answers that he does not have a name,
There laid homer on the bed. And on the pillow beside him was a
The toy/game that I have created would be called the iPortrait, in which a parent/caregiver/teacher can purchase either one frame and interchange the portrait within, or for a classroom setting have multiple frames with many interchangeable portraits. Personally, I feel like having one frame with many interchangeable portraits that can be switched out would be sufficient; this option is also a space saver within the classroom, and could be used as a station activity. The iPortrait is used to promote a couple of concrete perceptual-motor development properties such as, experimenting “textures” (as there are a couple of objects that differ in the way they feel) which is a “sensory activity”, appropriately responding to the game, and following through with what they are called to do with hand-eye coordination (Haak), and lastly recognize what their own body is able to do, as they will be required to experiment using their left and right hand, which is assisting in developing “body awareness” (Wittmer, Peterson, and Puckett, 2017). As a note, since some child might not have both a right and left hand, there is the ability to challenge the child in another way by developing their idea of “high and low” in terms of placement, which I will explain later on.
As the rest of the class walked into the museum Kekoko and Flap Jack hid in the truck. After talking for 5 minutes both Kekoko and Flap Jack got bored and went to get out of the truck, to go join the class. As they Crawled over the midsection of the truck, Kekoko fell onto the radio! The radio started playing the theme song from, The Magic School Bus, and then the truck got smaller along with both Flap Jack and Kekoko! “Where are we?”
1.1 Explain how observations are used: Reference- www.slideshare.net. Text book- Penny Tassoni. Laser learning.
When hunting, the boys successfully kill a pig, “Ralph was full of fright and apprehension and pride. ‘I hit him! The spear stuck in—’ Now they came, unexpectedly, to an open space by the sea. Jack cast about on the bare rock and looked anxious. ‘He’s gone.’
Classroom Observations Mrs. Canada is the first grade teacher that I observed, and the subject that she was teaching was reading. She had planned well-organized power points and crafting materials in advance, so she was prepared for the lesson. The two times I observed, the lesson that was being taught at both times was reading. Children in the classroom used a lot of previous knowledge for the lesson.
Dog raincoats Many dog owners who dress their dogs in coats have noticed, that their dog doesn’t like going outside when it rains. So we have to consider that raincoats not for good looking or fashionable It is about protection, safety, and the ability to face the bad condition of weather and it is also a kind of mercy. It will not be a humanity if we let our pet which afraid of rain, snow, or any other bad weather conditions, to face it however what will happened to the pet, just to play or walk with, it is selfish, and the pet not a sleeve, it is a responsibility that god put in our hand to take care, that care not only feed it, but at least get its tools to not be harmed in any conditions, to avoid any dangerous for it.