These are the stories very few have ever heard, the side of me people don’t know, they were always just told between my cousins and I, making my face red anytime someone mentioned it. My cousins would laugh and so I didn’t look as embarrassed I would laugh too. As a baby till I was 4 I rejected a pacifier. Not willingly my mom tried to give me one, my response every single time was to spit it out and start yelling. One day this all changed I discovered Pee. For the people like eww what does he mean, is he just a weirdo.
Pee was a stuffed dog I stole from my sister. Yelling if my parents tried to give it back to her. Later on they discovered that was my pacifier. As a baby I did some pretty weird things and this was one of them. I use to suck on Pee’s leg. Anytime of the day I would just suck or bite on it. I don’t understand why because now that I think about it that's disgusting. The dog never really smelled too good either. I do remember as I got older going into my parent's bathroom and spraying cologne on its leg to smell good. I later had to let the cologne sink in so it didn’t taste bad. My mom would tell me when I was asleep I would grab Pee from my stomach and while asleep put the exact same leg that I always used in my mouth.
What was gross was the fact that it use to be fuzzy but with the amount of times it had to be washed it
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Mine was a little different but what I loved for many years until I finally didn’t need it anymore. I did all kinds of fighting as a child. I was kind of closed off about telling people my problems but a great way I could let it all out was fighting. I did all kinds of fighting and I loved how physical it was. This made me more confident at school. I learned many things from this that people don’t think could be useful but it is. I learned first of all how to defend myself, discipline, and how to control my anger or frustration. Fighting was always my way of expressing
In the “Squatty Potty” infomercial, the ad makers are trying to convince the audience to buy their product by explaining to them how using it helps prevent health problems. In the beginning of the ad the prince shows us how the unicorn is going to teach us how to use the squatty potty and how the squatty potty is going to give us the poop of our lives. The ad makers carefully crafted logos and ethos appeals to give reasons and knowledge for their audience to buy their product. They also used humor and comic to make the audience watch and feel more comfortable thinking about the proses of pooping. The first thing the ad makers used to attract their audience is using pathos appeals through comedy.
On an even more revolting note, some creative students have used their feces as finger paint. Grand experiments involving toilets and multiple rolls of paper have been a frequent favorite. The Harvest Valley Bathroom Board has been developed as a practical protocol that has proven
We all panicked at the mess we made and scrambled around the basement to clean it up. I took a bottle of dish detergent and poured it all over my basement floor. Gabby came running in with paper towels but spilled and fell because of all the soap. It was such a funny thing, seeing her fall.
The puppy, monkey, baby kick start commercial was funny. It was different and unique all at the same time. It got a little weird at some parts but other then that it was a pretty good commercial. The whole puppy, monkey, baby sticks in your head. So does the song he sings.
I learned to smile more. Doing the Markham Service Learning project, I learned that it is okay to be loud. I learned to have more patience when helping others up off the ground. I learned to be a better
19 years ago today in a Hispanic house hold two parents three siblings and the world to conquer. Screaming, laughing, learning and growing molded this one young lady to overcome all statics .Factors such as birthplace, extracurricular activities and the simple thing she couldn’t control, her origin were deciding factors for where she is present day. New York, the city that never sleeps, a city diverse in all aspects of life, the city where it all started. 18 years growing up in Harlem wasn’t all it was cracked up to be especially for a young Hispanic female. Being surrounded with drugs, violence and public disobedience were some of the easiest of distractions that I encountered every day.
My dog will look me in the eye and without warning piss on the floor. People would be surprised by the amount of liquid this four pound dog excretes. The need
I was born in Charlotte on June, 11, 1996. My parents came to the U.S. in 1995, as my dad’s job had brought him to North Carolina. My brother was born a couple years later in Charlotte as well. For the first three years of my life, our family bounced around from North Carolina to Florida to Pennsylvania, before finally settling down in Poughkeepsie, a small town in the Hudson Valley region of New York. My dad worked for IBM as a computer engineer, and my mom stayed home to take care of my brother and me.
Most importantly, I learned how to persevere. On the first day of band camp, I went home after five hours of rehearsal and thought I was dying. Everything ached: my legs from fifty-yard sprints, my arms from burpees followed by flag technique, and even my scalp from the too-high ponytail I had subjected my hair to. The next morning, I crawled out of bed and limped back to the field with a newfound determination. I was exhausted and discouraged, but I wouldn’t let that stop me from succeeding.
After seeing all of the crazy fails in part one of the 10 toys you should never give your kids, I bet you are ready for part two! We have the remaining top five toys with the worst design flaws, accidental implications, and terrifying side effects just below! Number Five: Poo-Dough. What’s better to give your kids to play with than a little fake poop? Poo-Dough is a Play-Doh product that includes a patty of brown molding dough, a little yellow dough for added effect, and a poop-shaped mold complete with little compartments to make corn pieces.
In my childhood, I experienced trauma that had occurred multiple times. I was sexually abused by an older boy in my neighborhood. At the time, I was about nine years old and he was around four to five years older than me. He was supposed to be the one watching all of us younger kids when we were out playing in the neighborhood, the moms trusted him. Behind our houses, there was what we called “the woods”, basically it was just a large patch of trees with a little creek running through it.
In this case, Poo-Pourri is targeting women, and is therefore starring a woman. It suggests that women who want to be lady-like should mask their smells as she begins listing other alternatives. She unsuccessfully tries to “mask the stench” with Aerosol, and even explains that “flushing only removes the graphing evidence” (poopourri.com, 2013). The brand is attempting to connect with the female audience by listing situations in which they may want to hide their smells, making the product more desirable. Not to mention, the humour makes the subject easier to discuss.
My grandmother asked me several times where it was, and I was so scared that I kept lying. Once the truth came out my grandmother was so angry at me that she whooped me with a wooden spoon. I didn’t think she could ever get that mad or would ever get that mad at me. But, that was the most hurtful and painful whooping that I had ever
Life for me growing up was super difficult. A lot of my childhood was pure traumatic. Also, it was a struggle for me and my family, money wise and food wise. Also, our house was very small. We even lost our father and I also became a teen mom.
It all started on a summer day, I went to nags head beach with my family. We got a big beach house with my whole family and a few friends. This was about 4 years but it feels like it was just the other day. We went at the very end of the summer. It was still nice and warm outside.