Personal Narrative: My Way To Hawaii

9/14 I was on my way to Hawaii for my honeymoon with my beautiful new wife, Carrie Underwood. We were flying in style, private jet with expensive champagne. We were about to fly over the Great Smoky Mountains When out of nowhere a dragon twice the size of the plane took our wing off and sent us into a free fall right into the side of a mountain. I managed to get my parachute on and was about to help Carrie with hers when I got sucked out of the side of the plane. As soon as my feet hit the ground I was off like a bat out of hell towards the crash. when I got to the wreckage my worst fears were confirmed…. She’s alive and the food was destroyed. We managed to find an ax, a tarp, and an industrial container of salt. As we were about to go look for shelter a bear came out of a thicket pissed off. Carrie hid in the wreckage and I climbed a tree. i made a lot of noise to bring the bear to me. As soon as it got close enough, I jumped from my perch and buried the ax between the bear’s ears. while

so either the fish wasn’t done or I'm it was just the fish. (lightbulb) it was something in the water. i thought maybe it was the Notre dame blanket, but i burnt it and i’m still sick so that wasn’t it. now it’s a waiting game until either I feel better, die, or she can find a cure which she is normally good at.

11/2 So I didn’t die and she didn’t find a cure so god loves me. and that bear we killed a while back was apparently a momma bear because we found a lonely cub in a cave a few miles from the camp. i named him Smokey, carrie wanted to name him jack, but he ignores her so yeah I like the fuzzy little guy. we went hiking early morning and it turns out he's really good at finding food and he's way better at fishing than me. i think i'm beginning to turn him into a lap dog of sorts. he's beginning to warm up to Carrie. he brings her “presents”, which is what I call the random fish and squirrels he catches.