There Is No Fear In Love Analysis

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For their wedding, a young couple asked their minister to read 1st John 4:18 “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear.” But the program left out the “1st” so John 4:18 was read instead; “It is true what you say, you are not married but you have been married and the man you are now with is not your husband.”

A husband and wife were seeing a marriage counselor because he wasn’t being romantic enough. The counselor asked the husband if he knew his wife’s favorite kind of flower. He proudly exclaimed he knew that one “It’s self-rising, isn’t it honey ?” MARRIAGE
• Women have more of an imagination that men. They have to, so they can tell us how wonderful we are...
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But the husband broke the cardinal rule of never disagreeing with your spouse in front of company. In the middle of her mouse story he kept correcting “It was a rat”. Finally she gave him that look that he knew all too well, and he made for the back door. But she was right behind and caught him at the well. There was a scuffle and down he went into the watering trough again and again. As she was holding him under the water she suddenly came to her senses and pulled him out. When stopped sputtering and coughing he exclaimed, “It was a rat.” ( So now when a family member realizes we are being stubborn, we put humor back into the conversation by saying “It was a rat …show more content…

Give it to the President. B. Give it to the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.

Question #2: As you grow older, the quality of your youth you miss the most is…
A. Innocence
B. Idealism
C. Cherry Bombs

Question #3: In your opinion the ideal pet is…
A. Dog
B. Cat
C. Dog that eats Cats

Question #4: The woman you have been dating for years suddenly blurts out that she is “madly in love with you”, in the middle of a TV ballgame. What do you say ?
A. You feel the same way about her.
B. You don’t want to give her false hopes, but you do like her alot.
C. You can’t believe he threw the ball to 1st base when a man was on 3rd base, in scoring position.

“Until I Met Sheila” (I think it’s a country song) I was just a country boy; with holes in my bluejean knees. Until …I met her… Oh how she has changed me ! She threw away my clothes, just ‘cause they had tears and stains, Spent a whole day tryin’ outfits, I’ll never go to a Mall, again ! Now I dress like a sissy, when I go to church; Lookin’ all rich and prissy. Even have to tuck in my shirt. She’s traded in my canoe, for a motorized pontoon And set a flower arrangement, in Grandpa’s brass

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