Persuasive Essay About A Happy Marriage

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For their wedding, a young couple asked their minister to read 1st John 4:18 “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear.” But the program left out the “1st” so John 4:18 was read instead; “It is true what you say, you are not married but you have been married and the man you are now with is not your husband.” A husband and wife were seeing a marriage counselor because he wasn’t being romantic enough. The counselor asked the husband if he knew his wife’s favorite kind of flower. He proudly exclaimed he knew that one “It’s self-rising, isn’t it honey ?” MARRIAGE • Women have more of an imagination that men. They have to, so they can tell us how wonderful we are... • Married men should forget their mistakes. No use two people…show more content…
• Only two things are necessary to keep a woman happy (1) Let her think she’s having her way, and the other is... to let her have it. • Can you imagine a world without husbands ? No crime. No Wars. And lots of happy fat women.. “A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” (Andre Maurois) After the service the Minister planned to call the couple down front for their marriage vows, but for the life of him, he could not remember their names. “Will those wanting to be married please step forward ? he requested. Nine single ladies, two widows, and five teens stepped forward immediately. “When someone does something good, applaud! It will make two people happy. (Samuel Goldwyn) At their 60th Wedding Anniversary a couple was ask their secret for success. The wife said, “Before we married I promised my husband he could all the major decisions and I’d make all the minor ones.” The husband added, “So far it has all been minor decisions.” After an elderly woman died, she left specific instructions for her memorial service. “NO male pallbearers !” Said she, “They wouldn’t take me out when I was living, so they aren’t taking me out after I’m dead

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