Persuasive Essay About Thanksgiving Day

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Thanksgiving is a day when people thank other people in their life for being there with them; even if they may despise the very existence of them. A toast to the spirit of Thanksgiving. 42. A few pounds will do you good. Use them to buy a pair of stretchy pants. Happy Thanksgiving! 43. No one burps or farts during or immediately after the Thanksgiving Feast. Those who do will have to do the dishes in the end. Enjoy the Feast, Folks! 44. You just need a few corners to hide from your hideous relatives, and a smartphone to live through the day. That’s something else to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving Day! 45. Thanksgiving lets me see my mom get drunk. Happy Thanksgiving Day it really is! 46. Thanksgiving is a day when people thank other people in their life for being there with them; even if they may despise the very existence of them. And isn’t that the spirit of Thanksgiving? 47. A Thanksgiving poster of PETA asks the children: Would you eat your dog? Happy Thanksgiving Day! 48. I celebrated Thanksgiving the old way. I invited my entire neighborhood to my house; we had a big party, and then I killed them and took their land. 49. I would eat chicken wings on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. But it isn’t coz Thanksgiving belongs to the Turkey! Happy Thanksgiving folks! 50. There are a lot of traditions of Thanksgiving in New York. For example, a lot of New Yorkers do not buy a frozen turkey for Thanksgiving. They 'll buy the live bird and then

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