Persuasive Essay On Gender Equality

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Women having to undergo the crushing and demeaning inequality of the sexes isn’t the best burden to carry on our backs (6). From childhood, society sways us into believing men are the dominant gender; that we must powder our faces and spin around in dainty circle skirts to please them while they’re at work in the office, fraternizing with Suzy the secretary. All men are born iniquitous; the moment they choose to develop that Y chromosome is the moment they inherit the gene to shame and degrade women (1). They pressure you into not eating that extra cookie left on the dining room table, because then you’d stray further from achieving the perfect hourglass figure that Suzy has. God forbid a woman indulging in something without a preordained fear of what her male counterparts may think (4)! They divide us women, creating a sense of internalized animosity toward each other. Look at us assailing one another for the approval of privileged apes who don’t shave their armpits or condition their hair!
Imagine the serendipity of a new world where boys aren’t polluting the earth with their Axe spray and athlete’s foot (8). This vision of a new earth is the direct causation of my proposal to establish a stringent global matriarchy. The terms are elementary and painless: imprison each man on the planet and employ them only for reproduction, so they can aid in the growth of the female race. We’ll need them for mating until our brilliant new wave of female scientists find a way to

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