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Poo-Pourri Argumentative Essay

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Do you guys remember the show when Dr. Oz popped by The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about poop? It was interesting, wasn't it? I sure learned a lot about bowel movements. Man, I miss Oprah show so much. Anyway, when Tiffany asked me if I was interested in reviewing a toilet deodorizer, I didn't even hesitate. It sounds like fun. I mean poop is part of our life. It shouldn't be something shameful to talk about. It arrived quickly and well packaged. Poo-Pourri is like a miracle in a bottle. How it works is, before you need to do your business, you squirts 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl. You will quickly see a cloudy film over the top of the water. Poo-Pourri works by trapping the embarrassing odour underneath this film while you

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