Humorous Wedding Speech: A Short Story

Firstly I just want to take a moment and digest the fact that I’m actually giving my 2nd speech because honestly it took me forever. Last week I had a talk with myself. I told myself that if don’t give my speech this week then I would probably never give it. So I sat down to write it, but I was blank. I sat there for an hour, hour and a half staring into the blues. I just couldn’t come up with a topic! So my mum walked up to me and asked “What are you doing?” I said “oh I 'm writing my speech “ She looked at me and said “FINALLY!” and then I told her I couldn’t think of anything , so she said “ Pooja you didn’t really mention her in you icebreaker so why don’t you talk about her.” And then it clicked!

Good Morning madam/master toastmaster,

It’s just such a nice feeling to go back home and listen to her stories .She tells me anything and everything just like every other sibling. From her favorite chocolate to the annoying boys in her class, everything! I think she is the IDEAL sibling, at least for me she is!

So now that I’ve come to end of my speech let me tell you guys her name … Wait how about I tell you guys why she’s so ideal and so perfect … that’s probably because she imaginary ! Yes she doesn’t exist! The reason I chose this topic is because I heard so many people talk about their siblings so I thought let me just talk about an imaginary sibling. I might leave you’ll with an impression that I’m longing for a sibling. But no I’m not. I’m sure if you’re the only child this might have happened to you at least once , there are days where you probable wish you had a sibling and your parents come running to you and are like “aww don’t worry we 're there know ". In my case that 's absolutely true because my mum fits in the shoes of a younger sibling and an older sibling just fine actually not just fine but perfectly. I know I can discuss guy problems with her (not that I 've had any, yet) and sometimes she 's just as annoying as a younger