Satire Essay On Drunk Driving

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I’m so excited to drive drunk! I have heard all the arguments: Drunk driving kills. It's my life, not yours. I do not care what anyone says….I am totally ready to drive drunk. It is my decision to kill innocent people who are driving on the road. I watch commercials on tv all the time- in the newspaper and online. And I certainly did not let my group of friends influence me as I left the bar stumbling over my own feet. As I stumbled my way through the bar, the bartender yelled, “I can call a taxi for you! Please do not drive! You are making a huge mistake by drinking and driving!” As I left the parking lot and began to drive on the road my car swerved in and out of the lines. I am completely fine to drive home. All of you who

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