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Spongebob Monologue

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It’s me-squidward. You have probably heard a lot about me from Spongebob and Patrick, whatever they said is probably bad. Saddly, I don’t understand why people think I’m always mean to Spongebob and Patrick and ruin their fun, but you should finally hear my side of the story so you can understand what I have to go through. So this is what really happened… I know that you think I have bullied Spongebob and Patrick but I actually have a special disorder that makes me very short tempered, tired, grumpy, mad a collection of problems. By the way, Spongebob and Patrick know this and I’ve told them so many times, but they just don’t listen. Well you know that when Spongebob won the employ of the month for the 20th time I lost it, and even though

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