Ten Toed Paaunchy: A Short Story

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Chyna. She didn’t want to break her grandpa Joe’s heart by not going to her aunt Loris’s house house in the Beardew woods. where she would pick up her grandpa Joe’s homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake for the Boggy Bottom Picnic that was taking place in two days. On the other side of the town, Chyna was intimidated to walk through Beardew woods because of the Ten-Toed paunchy bobcat intimacy cheesecake and-Chyna was fearful that the Ten-Toed paunchy bobcat would take her grandpa’s cheesecake. So Chyna just sat and thought about how she would go get the cheesecake and get back to her grandpa Joe’s house without being in any danger in the Beardew woods. Well the Ten-Toed paunchy, fond of cheesecake

Suddenly Chyna pauses in the middle of the woodland and starts looking around as Chyna speaks “ I know you’re here you Ten-Toed paunchy, loving cheesecake eating bobcat”. Before long , the paunchy, fond bobcat says “ where do you think your headed to Chyna, to your aunt Loris’s house for your grandpa Joe’s homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake for the Boggy Bottom Picnic”. Noo noo noo not on my watch. So Chyna decide to over overlook the Ten-Toed paunchy fond bobcat and starts walking again . Finally Chyna reaches her aunt Loris house to get her grandpa Joe’s homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake. After her aunt Loris hands Chyna the cheesecake Chyna leaves and starts walking through the Beardew woods again to head on back over to her grandpa Joe’s house, praying that she don’t trip over the paunchy, bobcat her to grandpa’s Joe’s house in a safe manner. As the Ten-Toed paunchy, fond bobcat announced to, “Chyna I see you have brought me a homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake from your aunt Loris

Now I have things to do beside stand here and argue with you about my grandpa Joe’s homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake. Chyna said to the Ten-Toed paunchy, fond bobcat “if you really want a homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake you could ask my aunt Loris to make you one but if your disrespectful one will never do nothing you ask of them”. Now I have to get on back to my grandpa Joe’s house before it’s to late to give my grandpa Joe his homemade strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake. Remember that saying I told you talk to you later, got to run. Certainly I reach my grandpa’s house on time to give him the strawberry, rasaberry cheesecake for the Boggy Bottom