The Cursed Boy's Diary Report

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The Cursed BOY’s Diary First Diary, First Trouble Future Period Monday This is a diary. Anyways, I SURE hate today. The girls are singing something very horrible and old. It is something a year ago. They deserve this word : “CURSED”. They even changed the lyrics. The horrible song “For the first time in forever” had been horrible than ever. Those DUDES change it in to “For the CURSED BOY dropped in the lava” It shouldn't be like that since a jerk came in our class: Susie Saba. Seriously, I made her name Susie Tuba ‘cause her voice is horrible. I still thinking why she can join the Choir. She made all the girls in a Singing Club for making new songs and sing it. We boys is suffering the thing we called : SSER, Susie-Singing-Ear-Radiation. …show more content…

That is the thing we think it stinks.Anyway, just talk about something I really hate and it should be cursed. It starts up and cursed up last friday, when I was at school, playing with hand full of clips and rubber bands we stole this week from the staff desk. Suddenly, Mr. Puff come in and said: “Your dad and mum is coming and pick you up NOW, so, pack up your stuff and come to the General Office.” I “quickly” pack my stuff and eat my pack of “Gummy behind the tooth” Candy. That is the only candy in the world that no parents would know you are eating it. By the name of the Candy you already know what you do to “prevent” some parents of even teacher to know you are eating candy. I ate one of them and settled to my destination. On the bus, I asked my Dad: “Seriously, where are we supposed to go, dude?” “dental.” Dad said. Yea, I seriously hate this, the dentists are jerks, the nurse give you either too much toothpaste or water and stuff. Like my friend got, he got in the dental thingy and for goodness sake, it took him two and a half hour to PULL a tooth out. He called Dental “Hell”, which amazed some girls in our class. Like our “Best Poem Maker” said, Dental is Mental. It actually posted on the school board with the other poems he made. But someone posted something ON the poem …show more content…

Continued on the story, I was eating “GBTT” Candy, and I was took to the Dentist. The nurse put the saliva sucker in my mouth while the Dentist is washing my teeth. And the worst part starts: the nurse did a very “accident”. The nurse pressed the “Suck” button, but forgot to pressed the power of the sucker.Usually, ‘cause it is few days after Prank Day, so there is some pranks uncleaned up.And that should be cursed. This forgetful nurse’s didn’t bother to read the “Prank Map”, so, she don’t know if you don’t press the Power of the sucker, it will be automatically turned to “Power Max ”. That makes a quite big, cool, disastrous tornado in my mouth. And remember the gummy in my mouth? Yea, that is suck by the Horrible Sucker.Seriously that time I don’t know that the gummy is gone since I am still washing my teeth. But when I use my tongue to “Detach” the gummy. It is gone! I thought I wasted the whole gummy, but I think it worth it. After my visit to the dental.The sucker just broke up in pieces. I think everyone reader know what happened.From that day on, I am very famous of making the dental office broke up for few weeks. In that few weeks, I was a Super Star. But It turns out into I can just control almost every classmate, they salute to me when I walk pass

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