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Argumentative Essay: 21 Illegal Wedding Photos

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21 Unreal Wedding Photos

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#21 Karate Bride Domestic violence is not something you portray on a wedding photograph. Even if it’s unreal and seems like a funny idea. Put your karate skills under control to save your marriage bliss.

#20 Cinderella and her shoe The weird “Tiny people” trend in photography stopped in the 90s but this couple didn’t get the message. Sorry guys, it’s unreal how silly you look. No bride looks for a man that can fit in her shoe, that wasn’t the point of Cinderella.

#19 Beauty and …show more content…

Is this, how many people can fit into a hot tub contest? It’s bad, it’s tacky and totally unnecessary. Press delete.

#11 Armed and Dangerous What kind of groom doesn’t say “I do” to a bride holding a shotgun along with five armed bridesmaids? A dead one obviously. It’s clear from the photo who is going to be in charge. On a more positive note, maybe the wedding just happened to coincide with the beginning of hunting season.

#10 Lift me up Clearly the ladies are not the only ones showing power through photos. Lifting a 1000kg car is the least you can do to demonstrate your love. The other thing is to use Photoshop.

#9 Killing me softly From “Only in Russia” edition, we present to you this weird wedding photograph. Are they showing their mutual love for French baguettes or the groom is being killed with a soft, tasty weapon? Most likely we will never find out what was the inspiration behind this masterpiece.

#8 Supermarket wedding Attention shoppers! There is an ongoing wedding ceremony in Aisle 3. Who needs expensive floral arrangements and confusing seating charts when you can have your wedding at the nearest Supermarket. We bet they registered at the same …show more content…

Too much of “let’s get on our knees and see what happens” leads to unending “fellatio” jokes. This is not the photo that will bring fond memories twenty years later.

#6 Doggy style Let’s go for idyllic photoshoot in the countryside and capture love in perfect harmony with nature. All sounds good on paper until you get two dogs on camera doing their thing. To be more unreal, these two look very similar in color to the bride and groom. Guess they found inspiration for an afternoon quickie.

#5 Flying like a bird Crushing gender stereotypes in one slightly awkward photo. The groom is so graceful and elegant like a bird you would think he is a professional ballet dancer or they practiced so many times, the bride is signing up for “Best Arm Muscles” competition.

#4 Photobomb Every now and then brides are insecure about their looks and fear bridesmaids are going to steal attention from them. But, when an ugly-toothed horse does that- it’s epic and deserves a cover page in the wedding album. Reaching for the bouquet means only one thing- it’s mating season and someone is about to get

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