Blockhead: A Short Story

Short Story

Once upon a time in another galaxy where there are no human lifeforms, there lies a place where the unimaginable actually becomes reality. This strange place is known by the locals as V-Twinland. To understand this planet, you must know the fine details of this magical place. The locals that populate V-Twinland are entirely made up of motorcycles. If all the people that lived in this wonderful world were motorcycles, then the environment must also support millions of motorcycles. This entire planet is covered in asphalt. Instead of mountains and hills, the land contains extremely steep roads. The liquid that supports these beings is gasoline, instead of streams and lakes made of water, the planet V-Twinland has gas. All motorcycles

Once Blockhead heard this disgruntling news he peeled out and took off out of the House of Panheads. Once he left, he went to meet with his fellow Twin Cams. The group of Twin Cams all came to the consensus that Blockhead was going to challenge the Panheads next prodigy to a street race to see who should be in the lead for the next opening in the leadership council. Blockhead went over to where the land of the Shovelheads were, and went around causing a ruckus.

Blockhead, “Hey you dirty pigs where is Matrix!”

Group of Shovelheads, “He is over at the track trying to work out his new open belt drive.”

Blockhead, “What a stupid guy, everyone knows that open belt drives don't work for

The street race at this time would have been the same as a duel in the old western days of the planet earth.

Blockhead, “Hey Matrix, I've been looking all over for you.” Matrix, “Is that right, Haha, I've been here the whole time.” Blockhead, “Well that doesn’t matter because you are here now.” Blockhead, “I’m here for one reason and one reason only to race you on this street to prove to the elders that I should be on the council.” Matrix, “Well are you sure you want to race me? I've been told i'm pretty fast.” Blockhead, “Well they tell the same thing.” As the two motorcycles keep talking the conversation gets more and more heated. Until Blockhead revs his engine up, this makes Matrix very mad. Matrix, “Alright man. If you wanna race then lets race.” Blockhead, “That's why I came here you stupid