Satire Essay On Aliens

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Usually, we see the sun as this bright, flaming star that none of us would dare go near. Why should we? The burning blob of hydrogen, magnesium and other things does its job and it does it very well. It heats our planet, giving us the chance to live and provides us with all kinds of wonderful vitamin D. According to new images that were taken by NASA, the Sun has a few more tricks up its sleeve, or should I say...aliens. MARTIAN SUN DOOR FOUND ON OUR BELOVED STAR A photo taken by NASA 'S SOHO satellite has martian researchers freaking out. They found what appears to be an enormous door opening up in the sun. Of course, this can only be an entrance way for aliens to come and go as they please. But how can that be? The sun isn 't hollow! That 's what we previously thought. This picture suggests that the sun is not in fact hollow, but contains a massive alien world where they are doing God knows what. I 'd like to think they 're all on a series of stationary bikes, powering the Sun so we on Earth can live. NASA HAS NO SAY IN ALIENS Although it was NASA 's satellite that captured the supposed door, they have no response to this aliens theory. All the fuss is due to some YouTuber is known for his hobby of hunting aliens. Does that negate the finding? Not necessarily, but if NASA-backed up him, let 's just say there would be fewer skeptics. Despite NASA staying away from…show more content…
Waring, the founder of UFO Sightings Daily found some interest in the story and shared it with his readrs. He confidently confided in his crazy legion of fans that a giant door has opened up in the sun. It wasn 't much, but according to him is big enough to allow motherships to enter. This only further adds to the Hollow Sun Theory, which has been gaining traction for years now. If the sun was hollow, then that would leave a volume inside 1,300,000 times that of the Earth. Aliens could be having some eternal sun party in there and we are none
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